A Little Piece of Heaven
- Matt: How would you ladies like to hear a love song?
- Crowd: *screams*
- Matt: Well this here is a love song about a guy and his fiancée, and how he kills her by stabbing her fifty fucking times -
- Crowd: *screams*
- Matt: - and does all sorts of horrible things to her dead body.
- Crowd: *screams louder*
- Matt: No, seriously, why are you cheering for that?
- Crowd: *screams and laughs*
- Matt: Hey Johnny, when I die, don't let me get buried in Ontario.
